(lab monkey, cleaning lady, and homeless man), with several doses of up to 300 Rads of gamma radiation.
Unfortunately, the subjects did not get the protective glasses and they wound up in pretty bad shape.
The panel found it conclusive that we need to warn people about the dangers of staring straight into the sun for long periods of time. The general public needs to be warned. We proposed a spending budget of 4.23M for advertising campaigns to get this important message out.
Here we are observing one blast.....

 Although it was tragic when the (now) blind cleaning lady fell off the stage, it did make us all smile for a second....
 Although it was tragic when the (now) blind cleaning lady fell off the stage, it did make us all smile for a second....Senator Meyers had a good time.

After the tests and grilling the subjects, we all went to the Capitol and had
a wonderful dinner....
 
